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Cocktails

The Max Martini

This is what you will need :

1. A rocks glass
2. 1 bottle of vodka
3. 1 bottle of Martini Extra Dry
4. Ice
5. Garnish : olives, 1 onion, cherries

Now follow the instuction as written

1. Fill the rocks glass with ice
2. Add 3 shots of vodka
3. Pour 3 dashes of Martini Extra Dry down the fuckin' sink
4. Take your choice of garnish and spit it at the bartender
5. Shoot drink in one

That's the DLG way of makin' and drinkin' a mutherfuckin' cocktail. Be sure to drop in again for another cocktail next time you're passin'.

All the cocktails that we feature here at Max's Happy Hour are available in
The Max Martini's Happy Hour Cocktail Book which will be on sale soon.

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