Jokes
1/ Joke: Two flies on a pile of dog shit, one says to the other "I ain't seen you for a while" the other says "Yeah, I've been on the sick".
2/ Joke: Two flies on a toilet seat, one says to the other "I ain't seen you for a while" the other says "Yeah, I got pissed off".
3/ Joke: Two flies on a bitches ass, one says to the other "I ain't seen you for a while" the other says "Yeah, I've been in the nick".
 4/ Joke: Why do bitches have tiddies?
Punch Line: So you have something to look at when you talk to them.
5/ Joke: What's the difference between midgets and dwarfs?
Punch Line: Midgets are a third the size of a regular human being and all in proportion while dwarfs are 'slightly magical'.
6/ Joke: Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?
Punch Line: He got the sack.
7/ Joke: Doogie Knights met a lady in the Ostich Club and took her back to his penthouse appartment. They ended up in his bedroom which had various teddy bears on the 3 shelves. The bottom shelf had small bears, the middle shelf had medium sized bears and the top shelf had big bears.
The lady was surprised to see all these bears but didn't mention it to Doogie. After an evening of oral, anal and vaginal sex they were lying in his wanking chariot having a smoke when the lady rolled over to Doogie and asked "Well, how was it for you?"
Punch Line: Doogie turn to her and said "You can have a bear from the bottom shelf, bitch. Now put your panties on and fuck off".
8/ Joke: A man goes to the doctors and tells him he can't get it up with his wife. The doctor tells him not to worry and to make an appointment to bring his wife in to see him. The next day the man and his wife are in the doctors office and the doctor asks the man's wife to strip naked.
The woman strips naked and the doctor asks her to turn round and jiggle about. The doctor turns to the man and says...
Punch Line: "Sir, there is nothing wrong with you, she doesn't give me a hard on either".
9/ Joke: Why did God create Adam before creating Eve?
Punch Line: To give him a chance to speak.
10/ Joke: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
Punch Line: One less drunken asshole.
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