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Love Tips from the Freak Nasty Love Messiah - Leroy "EZ" Jones
We have had lots of requests from our readers about jerking off, well, we should all know how to jerk off but we are gonna explain it DLG style.
Now, jerking off is not just for the men out there, women love to jerk off too. First off we will explain some jerk off tips for the men then proceed to the women.
Mens Jerk Off Tips
Just to kick off this section we are gonna explain the old fashioned version of jerking off:
First get ya ass naked,lie down on the bed of relax in your favourite chair. Now start thinking of some sexual fantasy and watch you cock stiffen. Grab the fucker and slowly start jerking off.
Now for something extra:
Add a little excitement to jerking off by rubbing the tip of your cock and stretching your ball sack. Try spitting on your cock, that's right add some nastyness to jerking off.
Why not add a little baby oil and gently use short stroke over the bell-end leaving the shaft alone. Now introduce a finger into your asshole, you will thank me later.
A little bit of Vicks vapour rub does wonders to jerking off. Add a little to your cock end and start rubbing and massaging the tip with your fingers. You will experience a slight tingling which makes you feel like you are about to cum. This is a great feeling and when you eventually blow your load you will be living real exctasy. Also a finger in the ass increases intensity.
If you don't mind the taste of your own cum then treat yourself like a bitch by doing a headstand on the bed and jerking off upside down til you cum in your own mouth.
So there we have it, some interesting ways to jerk off!
Womens Jerk Off Tips
Now you women. Get that booty stripped and let those finger start walking. Rub the clit and pat it occasionally dipping a finger in the holy hole.
Want a little excitement? Baby oil helps to eliminate friction when rubbing a great speed, it also dribbles down to ya ass where you can easily slip in a finger or two.
As with the men - Vicks vapour rub creates a more intense feeling while jerking off. Try it it works. Just a little bit on the ol' clit and you will be feeling an incredible sensation.
Mutual Jerk Off Tips
Now all the above can be applied when you ain the arms of your loved one. But we can still go one better, try this one:
Men should be lying on your back with your woman squatting over your cock while you are jerking off. Women should also be jerking off. Both using any of the tips previously explained.
Now here comes the best part - Both of you should start pissing - YES, PISSING! This will get you goiung even more and feeling dirty.
Now try this in the 69 possition.
Until next time, have fun!
Love Tips
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